snow

snow and more snow

ice and sleet. 

How will Fluffy ever have warm feet?

 

 

 

merry christ time and hoppy holiday.

 

wishing you fruits and nuts

on this hip hop snop snip

big lip days

 

 I miss mistletoe

I Will Curse

I will curse and destroy you

dirty world with your  clean shirts

pressed pants and plumed hats

unless you grant me

a cheap apartment with

running water and a fat bathtub

right now.

 

You may negotiate the soap

The Seed And The Mammal

There are billions of flowers.

They are the birth of your ancestors

The evolution of the hummingbird

and the death of stupid dinosaurs. 

 

Thank them and stop picking them

for your salads. 

Growing Up

Growing up she used to daydream

that her father was a drunk or on drugs.

 

He never had a job. 

He never spent time with the kids. 

He was always somewhere else

doing god knows who.  

 

There was never a good explanation. 

Was he insane?

Could he love?

 A bad seed?

You Can Get

You can get a free

ride on an airplane but

expect a call for a favor

 

 

Ring a ding ding

I need ass

and a glass of whiskey

senator.